The person you love is seventy five percent water.
I’m getting so emotional today.

I cried watching a fairy liquid ad.

a fairy liquid ad.

Pop, Six, Squish, Uh uh, Cicero, LIPSCHITZ!

OMG

The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
It means I don’t think you are cool, and I think your mother was poor.
Jemima Kirke (Girls, 2012)
accara:

unf
god
unf

accara:

unf

god

unf